Hey jealousy

Dear Emily Post,

What's the appropriate emotion/response when, every week you and your boyfriend go to the same bar and have the same server, but this week when she hands the check to your boyfriend, you notice she has drawn hearts all over it?

My suggestion of sending the check back with jagged black crack lines drawn through the hearts was shot down. And honestly, more than anything, I was kind of flattered/impressed by her balls.

♥ ♥ ♥,
Alison