Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Orange you glad people can tell how drunk you are by the radioactive color of your lips?

Sorry I haven't been around these days (I know you're all broken up about it. Shhh, child...here's an Interhug). I'm out of town for a bit.

But for a quick update, here's what I learned at Pitchfork:

Alcohol + caffeine + Sparks = Down for anything.

...which apparently includes givng an Oopma Loompa a beej.

I can tolerate a lot of beverages, just as long as they include some booze, but Sparks? That shit is nasty.

2 comments:

The [Cherry] Ride said...

O no - you aren't one of those Sparks drinkers, are you?

Alison said...

No way, man. I tried it and learned my lesson.

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