Showing posts with label Arrested Development. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Arrested Development. Show all posts

Monday, August 31, 2009

Did you miss Miss Malaria?

Hello! Hello! I'm back from vacation, although it feels more like October here in Chicago. Are you guys sure I didn't accidentally miss my plane (and water taxi and other two planes) and come back two months late?

Normally, taking a trip to the sweltering jungle seems like something that makes sense in the depths of the bleak midwinter, but if there was any year to do it in August, I'd say this was the one.

Some snaps:
See that little building in those trees? That's the casita we called home for the bulk of the week. Here's a closer look:

This was the view from our little porch.

We had a great time, but it's also wonderful to be back. I feel in love with far too many island dogs and cats, freaked out over crabs scuttling by moonlight, ate wonderful (and wonderfully cheap) seafood and coconut bread, and met some of the nicest people ever. If you're ok with a rustic (and rusty--damn! salty air does a number on metal) paradise, I would highly recommend a trip to the Corn Islands.

And to tie it in with anything around here: Look!

Casa Iguana's lodge has the same chairs we do (you can see one of them in the crappy illustration I made in the midst of my kitchen freakout).

A few fascinating things that I never expect to experience again:

- Taking a taxi on Big Corn Island (it seems that every motorist on the island is a taxi driver and they navigate the island's one road, which goes in a loop around the entire island. rides are $1 per person, and the driver will pick up as many as three of his friends to ride along). During one such ride, we stopped by the house of one of the passengers. He ran in while we waited outside, only to return with two black and white puppies he wanted to sell to someone. He got back in and we continued on our closed-circuit track.

- The runway at Big Corn is hard-packed dirt surronded by tall grass. While waiting for the prop plane to take us back to Managua, we looked up to see three horses galloping on the runway and through the grasses as a man on a motorcycle tried in vain to corral them.

- Every beer you order (Tona or Victoria Frost) comes uncapped with a paper napkin wadded up in its mouth. It's for wiping away the rust that comes with the cap's decomposition.

- On Little Corn, it was not uncommon to be seated for dinner and have the power go out all over the island. If the restaurant had a generator, all systems go. If not (which was the case for most places), you had to wait for power to resume to receive your food--or see it for that matter.

- The little island was so sparsely populated that a flashlight was absolutely necessary for walking around after sunset (anytime past 6:30, basically).

- Islanders love--and I mean LOVE--country western music. From my airport experience, mainland Nicaraguans love American lite rock. I heard "Afternoon Delight" while waiting for our plane out.

Wednesday, June 25, 2008

When it's over

Some good news and some bad news:

So let’s get the tough stuff out of the way first. Here goes.

I have a confession. I don’t hate Sugar Ray. In fact, I happen to think they’ve been responsible for some damn catchy tunes (one of which I heard yesterday at Qdoba, prompting me to come to this revelation and make this confession), and they give me a warm and fuzzy feeling about my 90s past.

I don’t hate—nay, like—them so much that I went in search of a greatest hits album this morning. WHICH THEY HAVE. Admittedly, I thought it would only have three songs, but 15 tracks, whatever. I’m buying it! Deal with it.

Ok, on to better and brighter things.

1.WHAT?!? Arrested Development is really going to be a movie? Really? It would be cruel to jerk me around. Straight from Jason Bateman’s adorable mouth:

“A big-screen version of Arrested Development is planned for next year. ‘When it was on TV, if you missed one word the whole third act could be blown for you. And TV is a different experience. You come home and you've got to finish a call so you miss the first ten minutes or you get snacky and you go to the fridge and you miss another two minutes, so it's a different experience to film.’

2. There’s a garage sale at the Empty Bottle this weekend, combining my two great loves of drinking and buying junky crap. Really, though, I went to the Schuba’s one last winter and came away with some really cool, super cheap (and free!) posters.

Also of note, lots of cute, friendly boys were milling about the last one. if you're in the market, this might your chance to pick up a not-yet-drunk, music-loving, living and breathing souvenir along with old pool table lights and half-burned-out beer signs.

Monday, July 02, 2007

Any Arrested Development fans out there?


If you have an $45 burning a hole in your pocket, you can pick up this hand chair on Craigslist and be that much closer to recreating Byron "Buster" Bluth's bedroom.
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