Anyone having a Memorial Day Party? Wedding? Church picnic?

Because Connie in Orland Park has some real bummers for parents. So weak. They're making her get rid of all of her awesome party stuff.

For free, you can snatch up:
- a beer pong table
- extra beer pong balls
- circular chairs and some bar stools
- a TON of hawaiin themed stuff-grass skirts, umbrellas, cups, bowls, etc.
- a futon frame (sans mattress due to a large rip in the side from moving it)
- bags full of plastic cups and plastic shot glasses
- ice tub
- some beer bongs

Praise Craigslist, this girl sounds like Jim Anchower's dream woman.